Torts Sleeping in Funny Places
summertimeinhell:

Torts is finally rich

heading to sleep after a long day’s work

summertimeinhell:

Torts is finally rich

heading to sleep after a long day’s work
he isn’t sleeping. this is torts’ really tasteless “dead kurt cobain” impression. no one laughed when he did it. you’re wrong for that one torts

he isn’t sleeping. this is torts’ really tasteless “dead kurt cobain” impression. no one laughed when he did it. you’re wrong for that one torts

torts had a few too many ha he forgot to take the beers off himself

torts had a few too many ha he forgot to take the beers off himself

this isn’t torts this is this guy pat and last night i put a bunch of golf course flags on him

this isn’t torts this is this guy pat and last night i put a bunch of golf course flags on him

torts tried to smoke the world’s biggest cigarette and it knocked him right out

torts tried to smoke the world’s biggest cigarette and it knocked him right out

look at those bad boys though, damn! i would’ve been tuckered out too. you’re alright torts, you’re alright.

look at those bad boys though, damn! i would’ve been tuckered out too. you’re alright torts, you’re alright.

come on torts at least have the decency to close your porn tabs before you pass out

come on torts at least have the decency to close your porn tabs before you pass out

what’s on your mind, torts?

what’s on your mind, torts?

torts awoke in a cold sweat. “whew! what a dream!” he said. But oh no, torts, it wasn’t a dream at all…

torts awoke in a cold sweat. “whew! what a dream!” he said. But oh no, torts, it wasn’t a dream at all…

the ghostly friend whispered haunting things into torts’ ear, turning his dreams into nightmares.

the ghostly friend whispered haunting things into torts’ ear, turning his dreams into nightmares.